Friend: Why do you travel? Bruno: I don’t travel, I’m always in Taipei. Friend: So why did you travel before, were you trying to find something? Bruno: Not really, but you know sometimes you pretend you are looking for something, but actually you just want to have fun looking for it, if you find or not doesn’t really make any difference. Friend: How’s that? Bruno: Well it’s like some people when you ask them while…
"Find an excuse"
Bruno: Almost 28 and still don’t know who am I. Friend: I know who you are. Bruno: Tell me. Friend: You’re that guy who posts all the tentacle porn in 4chan. Bruno: You mean hentai? Friend: And you’re the one who’s afraid of relationships, afraid of the police, afraid of governments and afraid of showing your feelings. Bruno: You sure about that? Friend: Yes, and you’re that guy who goes to Mc Donalds and steals…
"Who am I?"
Girl: I think we need to talk. Bruno: Sure what’s up? Girl: Well, you know, we’ve been dating for a few years already… Bruno: And? Girl: And it’s time to take things a step further. Bruno: What do you mean? Girl: Well, you know. Bruno: But, I told you already, I don’t enjoy that as much as you do. Girl: No, not that, I think we should get married. Bruno: Really? Girl: Yes, I think…
"Whatever 16"
Friend: What do you think about the dalai lama? Bruno: Very compassionate person, we should all learn from him. Friend: And what do you think about the fact that he’s the spiritual leader of the buddhist religion. Bruno: Well, Buddhism is supposed to be the more peaceful religion, so I guess it’s a great thing he’s the leader. Friend: Actually the reason why it’s said that Buddhism is a peaceful religion is that they compare…
"About the dalai lama"
“Hacemos una y una?” es una de mis frases preferidas en argentina. Por que? Por que refleja la camaraderia y el espiritu de una cultura Argentina, en la que todos son amigos de todos, y la informalidad del dia a dia se aplica a cada una de tus relaciones. Nada de forma de hablar de hombres o mujeres, nada de posiciones socioeconomicas o jerarquias. En argentina hay un solo lenguage: el informal, el de los…
"Hacemos una y una?"
Friend: Want to play a game? Bruno: Always. Friend: This game is called “greed”. Bruno: Is it like monopoly? Friend: Something like that. Bruno: How to play? Friend: First you have to start something. Bruno: Something like what? Friend: You know, the usual: work, study, travel. Bruno: Right, the only 3 things a person can do in this life. Friend: Exactly, doesn’t really matter though, you could start putting together some jigsaw puzzles for all…
"Whatever 15"
Friend: I don’t understand why you dislike the Christians so much? Bruno: Because for me being Christian means taking the side of the oppressor. Friend: You mean the side of the government? Bruno: Yes, because the governments usually take side with the Christians/Catholics. Friend: Yes, during the dark ages, now its different, kind of. Bruno: How come it’s different? Friend: Let’s just leave it there, so you just don’t like anyone who takes sides or works…
"Living in the loopwholes"
Friend: Lets go to Lindblum next week? Bruno: Why next week? Friend: I don’t know. Bruno: Why not today? Friend: Because I can’t be that spontaneous. Bruno: Why not? Friend: It’s just not me. Bruno: But how can I plan something for next week, that’s scary. Friend: So you are afraid of commitment. Bruno: It’s not that, but I can’t think that far ahead, and if I say yes now, I’ll probably forget or change…
"Lindblum"
Dear Bruno: I’ve been following your blog for some time now, and have to tell you that I’m very impressed by your writing. I like the way you express your thoughts and feelings. I like your sense of humor and sarcasm. You have an outstanding command over the language, you know how to transmit emotions and the way you use punctuation marks, makes it very easy to read and follow, as most people including myself…
"Fan mail"
Friend: What do you want to do today? Bruno: I want to move to Taiwan for good. Friend: Why Taiwan? Bruno: No special reason, just a feeling, I know I should move there but I don’t know the reason. Friend: Funny. Bruno: Not funny. Friend: So why don’t you move there, if you know that’s what you should be doing? Bruno: well, you’ve never felt like you know that what you’re doing is not the…
"whatever 13"