Please help me spread an anti-consumerist, anti-capitalist message on this Christmas. Don’t buy anything. Recycle gifts. We all have stuff at home we don’t need. Give them away as presents on Christmas. Bake a cake. Write a letter. Write a song. Make your own gifts. Your friends will appreciate them more because they were made by you instead of a 12 years old Phillipino. The reason why there are still poor people in the world…
"Christmas message"
What does Bruno talks about? He complains, a lot. Sometimes he talks about religions and complains because they are retarded, sometimes he talks about politics and politicians and complains because they are corrupted AND retarded. Sometimes he blames the government for his misery. Actually he complains about many things, as if he was an old cranky miserable lonely human being. And sometimes, like today, he takes some time to talk about the ente, ese ente mendocino, el…
"El ente ratonero"
Becoming the spokesman of an anti-tobacco campaign in Taiwan. 30 pull-ups in a row (I’m at 15 now). Bench press my own weight plus 30kg. Do some volunteer work for at least half of the year. Get down to 10% body fat. Embracing dubstep, or maybe not. Moving to Russia and earning a living there by doing something illegal. Becoming more self-aware. Not teaching English. Keep practicing yoga every day. Reducing the use of public…
"New year's resolutions"Becoming the spokesman of an anti-tobacco campaign in Taiwan. 30 pull-ups in a row (I’m at 15 now). Bench press my own weight plus 30kg. Do some volunteer work for at least half of the year. Get down to 10% body fat. Embracing dubstep, or maybe not. Moving to Russia and earning a living there by doing something illegal. Becoming more self-aware. Not teaching English. Keep practicing yoga every day. Reducing the use of public…
"New year’s resolutions"
Bruno: I have a problem. Friend: Just one? Bruno: People look at me weird. Friend: Which people? Bruno: On the streets. Friend: Well, they must have found out about “My little pony: friendship is magic”. Bruno: How would they? I don’t think is that. Friend: Oh, they know. Bruno: No, but really, why do they are always staring at me, am I that weird? Friend: No, just a bit paranoid, we’re all a little weird…
"About ADAM."
When you need to go you need to go, that’s a fact, so today I bring you a list of practical excuses for those times when heading all the way to the toilet is just not an option. 1_ It’s too cold outside: Have you ever been to -45 degrees? No? Me neither. But I have a friend from Russia that has, and he told me it’s too cold out there and he…
"16 Reasons to pee in a bottle"
Today I was sitting in the park enjoying a relaxing day when a guy comes and starts smoking his cigarette near me while blowing the smoke in my direction of course. It’s not the first time, and it’s not because I’m in Asia. Of course in Asia, everything gets intensified because there are more people, but I’ve been having that problem pretty much all my life everywhere. Same happens when I ride my bicycle every…
"Your government is bad and you should feel bad"
Spending some time in Taiwan has really changed my view on many many topics like society, politics, religion, etc Religion here is some mixture of Taoism and Bushism with many gods and temples everywhere, and something like 90% of Taiwanese people believes in some kind of something. I had the chance to visit many of this temples and seeing people’s faces while they pray usually makes me smile, not in a condescending way, but in a pure…
"The other face of religion"
Friend: Hey! How’s life in Taiwan? Bruno: Not bad, not bad at all, you know actually the main reason why I’ve always wanted to come here was that some of the best people I’ve met in my life were originally from here. Friend: So people are nice there? Bruno: As nice as they come Friend: How about the weather? Bruno: It’s extremely hot of course, but I can adapt. Friend: I thought you hated the…
"About taiwan"
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the concept of death. I learned that life is fragile, and unless you’re a very basic form of life, for most of us advanced organism with many cells and organs, there’s only one. So we gotta make the most of it, right? Or does it even matter? Life is so fragile that if a bus hits me while I’m crossing the street I will die and everything…
"Ready to die 2"