Girl: I think we need to talk.
Bruno: Sure what’s up?
Girl: Well, you know, we’ve been dating for a few years already…
Girl: And it’s time to take things a step further.
Bruno: What do you mean?
Girl: Well, you know.
Bruno: But, I told you already, I don’t enjoy that as much as you do.
Girl: No, not that, I think we should get married.
Girl: Yes, I think it’s time.
Bruno: You know what? You’re right, our relationship HAS been going great the last few years, it’s time we get the government involved…
Girl: Is that sarcasm?
Bruno: No, I mean it, let’s get the government involved in our relationship, and let’s get some lawyers and judges as well.
Girl: Well, if you put it like this..
Bruno: I mean it, and let’s waste all our savings in a one-day ceremony for all those people we hate, for all those cousins you’ve never met, and all the people from work you so much enjoy spending time with.
Girl: You could have just said no.
Bruno: Why should I say no? It’s a fantastic idea, and let’s get the religions on it as well, let’s bring a child molester catholic priest to lead our ceremony and then he can play with your little sister.
Girl: You’re an ass, did you know that?