What do you think about China? Well that depends Depends on what? On the motive behind the question, if you’re just being polite and
What do you do for a living? I’m a french maid. Really? I don’t believe you, you look like middle eastern or something. Can be
Why do you always talk to yourself? Because I’m crazy? You are peculiar. We agreed not to use the C word, remember? Ok, then
Girl: I think we need to talk. Bruno: Sure what’s up? Girl: Well, you know, we’ve been dating for a few years already… Bruno: And?
Friend: What do you want to do today? Bruno: I want to move to Taiwan for good. Friend: Why Taiwan? Bruno: No special reason, just
Girl: How many girlfriends have you had? Bruno: That’s a tough question, define girlfriend. Girl: Some girl you went out with. Bruno: That’s it? Girl: