How I met Retinitis Pigmentosa

It’s 1995. I’m still in primary school, hanging around with a friend called Facundo.   Note: He was a hipster.   It was the time when we were all watching The X-Files and wanting to be FBI agents.   Note: We thought FBI agents were heroes, for some reason.   So Facundo and I decided to start our own private detective agency.   Note: We were 10 years old.   We called it FBI of…

"How I met Retinitis Pigmentosa"

Whatever 6

  Friend: Why do you want to end world poverty and income inequality? Some people are rich, some are poor, that’s just the way it is.   Bruno: I want? No, this is not about what I want or I don’t want, it’s about doing the right thing. It’s about what has to be done.   Friend: But I like having more than the rest, that way I have no stress, don’t need to work,…

"Whatever 6"

start a revolution

Bruno: What do you mean, you feel lonely? You’re like the strongest and most independent person I know. Friend: Everyone feels lonely sometimes. Bruno: But you have many people who care about you. Friend: Do I? Bruno: Well… No, not really, but people know you, they know who you are. Friend: You care, right? Bruno: Yes, I do but at least you’re still free. Friend: Yes, I’m free in the sense that I can only…

"start a revolution"

Midnight humor

Boy: So, how did you guys meet each other? Bruno: In Japan  couple of years ago. Boy:  Oh, cool, what were you doing in Japan? Bruno: Not much, just relaxing. Boy: Just relaxing? Not working or studying? Girl: I love it when you say “just relaxing” so casually. Boy: Relaxing in Japan? What are you rich?  Bruno: Yeah, I’m rich. Boy: Lucky you! Bruno: Lucky me! Boy: Japan is expensive. Bruno: Really? have you ever…

"Midnight humor"

good boy, bad boy

  Bruno: OMG, I’m a womanizer! Friend: No, you’re not. You wish you were, because of Barney Stinson.   Bruno: Ok, you’re right. Friend: Everyone who watches that show wishes they were as funny and charismatics as he is, the other characters are boring.   Bruno: So you think that guys who are single or in a relationship are boring? Friend: Pretty much.   Bruno: In kind of makes sense, Barney has more fun than…

"good boy, bad boy"

whatever 5

Friend 2: So, what’s the plan for today? Bruno: Try to figure out what’s the meaning of life. Friend 2: Again with that? There’s no meaning to figure out, I told you. Bruno: So why do we exist?  Friend 2: For no reason. We just do. Bruno: I read that the meaning of life was to be happy, and to avoid suffering. And then I read somewhere else it was to prepare for the moment…

"whatever 5"

looking for some answers

Clerk: What can I get you? Bruno: Yeah, I’m looking for some answers. Clerk: Sorry mate, we run out of answers last week, have you tried the shop in Travia? Bruno: Yeah, I just came from there, out of stock also. Clerk: How about the one in FH? Bruno: Called them, they told me to drop by here. Clerk: Balamb? Bruno: Closed during winter holidays. Clerk: Is there something else we can offer you? We…

"looking for some answers"

Where are you from?

Friend 2: So.. where are YOU from?  Bruno: I belong to no country. Friend 2: How come? Bruno: I’m not really into countries. Friend 2: So you’re a global citizen. Bruno: Exactly. Friend 2: You’re living the dream, I wish I could be a global citizen as well. Bruno: You can. Friend 2: How? Bruno: Live everywhere, be everywhere. Don’t vote, don’t associate or identify yourself with any country or government. Friend 2: That’s it?…

"Where are you from?"

Whatever 4

Friend 2: And why do you care about the revolution so much? Bruno: Because I want to have a better life, I don’t want to struggle anymore and I don’t want other people to struggle either. Friend 2: Struggle is good, it gives you some motivation to start your day. If everything was provided already why would we get up in the morning? Bruno: Because it’s nice getting up, provided you had enough sleep and…

"Whatever 4"