Bruno: I’m sick and tired of this. Enough is enough, this system is corrupted, I don’t want anything to do with it anymore.
Friend: Oh boy, here we go.
Bruno: Seriously, I’m not gonna worship money, I’m tired of everything and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Friend: That’s great, because I don’t want you to live on this planet anymore.
Bruno: You need me.
Friend: Yeah whatever, what happened now?
Bruno: I lost everything.
Friend: Like what? You have nothing.
Bruno: I have some stuff.
Friend: Like what?
Bruno: Just stuff.
Friend: Pokemon trading cards?
Bruno: No, some other stuff.
Friend: What stuff?
Bruno: Stuff you don’t know about.
Friend: Either way, it sounds like good news to me, if you lost everything now you are free to do anything!
Bruno: What do you mean?
Friend: It’s like pressing the reset button. Now you have nothing to lose anymore so just start over.
Bruno: And do what?
Friend: Do what you’ve always wanted, of course, become a shepherd in Mongolia.
Bruno: What? No, I don’t want to go to Mongolia.
Friend: Why not, what’s wrong with Mongolia?
Bruno: No fruits there for me to eat, no job prospects, landlocked, flight is expensive, visa is expensive, hard to get and for a very short time.
Friend: All the government’s fault, right?
Bruno: Exactly, why do I have to go to the embassy of Mongolia and being treated like a criminal, give them lots of money and lots of papers. It’s idiotic, I was born on this planet, it should be my right to visit it and come and go as I please.
Friend: Who do you think you are? You have no rights, you little punk..
Bruno: I’m an earthling, I was born here, I deserve it.
Friend: No rights for you young man.
Bruno: Why not?
Friend: You know why not.
Bruno: Because fuck me?
Bruno: Whatever then.
Friend: Hahaha, poor loser! Take that you little son of a…
Bruno: Ouch, why was that for?
Friend: For wanting to go to Mongolia. I don’t know who do you think you are.
Bruno: Actually, it was you who said I should go to Mongolia in the first place.
Friend: You liar, piece of sh…
Bruno: I don’t know why I hang out with you.
Friend: Whatever, move along.