Am I the only who’s tired of his clothes? Well, there are 7.000.000.000 people on this planet, what am I saying? Of course, I’m not the only one. The estimated time it takes me to get bored of my clothes is 2 to 3 months, so after that, I either stop wearing them or keep wearing them without feeling special anymore. I stop looking handsome and start looking dull on them. So then its easier…
"Society fail"
Girl: How many girlfriends have you had? Bruno: That’s a tough question, define girlfriend. Girl: Some girl you went out with. Bruno: That’s it? Girl: Yeah. Bruno: So if I went out with you on a date would that make you my ex-girlfriend now? Girl: No, it’s gotta be more than one date. Bruno: Alright 3 dates. Girl: At least 5. Bruno: Alright, so you and I went out on 5 dates, there was no…
"Whatever 12"
Unless you belong to some crazy religion that forbids you to do so, you’ve probably had to go through many unsuccessful relationships, until you found the right one, that of course, just imagining you had found the right one. Most people either never find it or they just let it slip away. But what some of us did find instead, it’s a pattern, a pattern that prevents us from having successful relationships. I’m not just…
"About relationships"
Lately, I’ve been comparing my ideas to the ones I had 10 years ago and understanding why did I have them back then and why have they changed over the years. More specifically, I was thinking about the homeless: while growing up, I was taught to dislike if not hate the homeless, because they were not working. What? That’s it? Just because they were not working? They hadn’t done anything wrong to me or to…
"About the homeless"
So, anyway““` we decided to take the loot back to town, so we can get experience for it^^ stupid rules&&&, so we get the experience and we go for drunken debauchery as usual. We bought tons of alcohol and gamble the rest of the gold~~~ well, {it was such a crazy night}, but I don’t think I can write that here\\\\\\ We learned about the history of the caves, about the crazy wizard and we learned…
"The necklace"
Once, a short time after arriving in Australia, I found myself sleeping in an abandoned car I had found by the side of the road for a few days, not because I didn’t have money, but because I didn’t have money and couldn’t find any better place. It was not so far from the city, the only catch was that I had to cross the highway to get there, which is, as most hitchhikers know,…
"I can take it"
Dear reader. Today I want you to treat yourself. Think of what you have always wanted to do. Today is the perfect day to do it. Because you deserve it. Because you have worked very hard. Ok, maybe not so hard. But is your time to relax. The time has come. To think only of yourself. Think of what you want. Of what makes you happy.…
"Treat yourself"
Religious person: have you heard about jesus christ? friend 2: Dude.. this is 2012. Jesus? really??? Bruno: Actually no, we haven’t, come in please have a seat, would you like some tea? Religious person: Tea would be great, thank you. Bruno: Alright. Religious person: Jesus is the son of god, our lord and savior, he died for your sins. He died for you and he loves you. friend…
"Whatever 11"
As a child, my mother would take me to visit my grandmother, who lived in a different city, a couple of hours away from us. I didn’t like to go there so much, because I didn’t have any video games there, and no friends to play with. I was so bored, that sometimes I took pleasure in hurting and killing innocent creatures. I used to burn spiders and their spiderwebs, kill and torture other…
"Redemption"
People who read this blog may have noticed an anti-government rage the writer of it often expresses. That’s because he often times forgets that politicians and armed forces are also human beings, the fact that they torture and kill people doesn’t mean they are monsters. And he fails to see that governments ARE the people. Governments have no power whatsoever without an army or some mercenaries to enforce their decisions. Armies consist of normal people…
"save my friend"