Why do you do the things you do?
Like everything, most things you do, they are things most people wouldn’t even dream them possible.
I’m not most people.
I know but there has to be more to it.
Alright, it took me a while to figure it out but I think it’s because I’m constantly high.
High on what?
On k-pop of course.
How’s that even possible?
You can get high on anything, whatever makes you tick right?
I guess, but k-pop, really?
When something makes you click you don’t care what it is and don’t care about anything else. In my case, I often think the only reason I’m in New Zealand is so that I can save money to support myself in Korea while auditioning till I get a part on a drama or become part of a boys band, kind of like those people who move to California with the expectation of getting discovered and making it big in Hollywood.
You know what, that kind of makes sense actually. I can see you as part of a Korean boy-band, except because well you know, you’re not Korean.
That’s like saying I can’t be a samurai because I’m not a 12th century Japanese noble male in his 30’s.
Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.
But becoming a Korean pop star is my purpose in life, that’s why I live, you know?
But you’re not Korean!!!
You can’t be Korean if you’re not Korean, duh.
I can try though.
Yeah but that’s just crazy.
And that’s why you love me right?