Driver: Where ya heading mate?
Me: Heading far towards the horizon, where the forest meets the sea, where the light fades away and only shadows shape the landscape.
Driver: Whatever, jump in.
Me: You have my gratitude and therefore shall be rewarded for your troubles.
Driver: Where are you from?
Me: From the forgotten territories.
Driver: Where’s that?
Me: It’s a different world, full of thieves, dwarfs, magicians, and assassins
Driver: And what brings you to New Zealand?
Me: Nothing but the unrelenting quest of a warrior’s true path.
Driver: Are you a warrior?
Me: A warrior I am indeed.
Driver: Yes you are.