Bruno: Let’s shave our heads today!
Friend: What? Where did that come from?
Bruno: Let’s shave our heads, baby!
Friend: What? You call yourself baby now?
Bruno: Yeah baby.
Friend: Ok baby, let’s shave.
Bruno: What? Wait, are you sure of this?
Friend: No. But you just said so, I’ll just play along.
Bruno: You’re not supposed to play along, you’re supposed to bring me down to earth and tell me it’s a silly idea.
Friend: I think it’s a great idea actually.
Bruno: Is it?
Friend: Sure, well you may loose some of your charms, but you’ll save some money in shampoo and hair products.
Bruno: I never use shampoo or hair products anyway.
Friend: So you’ll save some money on the hairdresser.
Bruno: I don’t spend on that either.
Friend: So on water, if you need to wash it less often.
Bruno: That one either.
Friend: Eewww, so it makes no difference, you always wearing a cap anyway.
Friend: So just do it.
Bruno: Ok baby, let’s do it together.
Friend: Forever alone level: schizophrenia.
Bruno: What can I say? I’ve been lonely.
Friend: You’ll be fine either way, you’ll be fine if you just stop worrying.
Bruno: I’ll be fine either way.
Friend: Everything’s gonna be just fine.
Bruno: Just fine.
Friend: Everything’s gonna be A-okay!
Friend: You see, you’re feeling better now.
Bruno: I feel better.
Friend: You’re so lucky you have me.
Bruno: I’m lucky to have you.
Friend: You did well, now relax, take a deep breath and just sleep, that tomorrow it will be a wonderful day.
Bruno: I’ll just sleep.