A new president

Familiar face 1: Have you heard anything from Bruno?


Familiar face 2: Haven’t heard anything for a few weeks actually, I wonder what he’s up to.


Familiar face 1: Do you think he’s alright?


Familiar face 2:  Yeah, you know how he is, sometimes goes dark for no reason, or maybe just hasn’t had internet access.


Familiar face 1: I’m a bit worried though, he always logs into Couchsurfing at least once a month, it’s been 3 months now.


Familiar face 2: I’m sure he’s just going through one of his phases, maybe now is the “not signing into Couchsurfing phase”.


Familiar face 1: What if he needs our help?


Familiar face 2: He would ask for it.


Familiar face 1: Would he?


Familiar face 2: Probably not, but he knows how to take care of himself. He’ll be fine, I tell ya.


Familiar face 1: He doesn’t know how to take care of himself, he’s just a child!


Familiar face 2: Children are reckless.


Familiar face 3: Sup?


Familiar face 2: Hey!


Familiar face 1: We were just talking about you.


Familiar face 3: Really?


Familiar face 1: No.


Familiar face 2: We were talking about Bruno.


Familiar face 3: Oh, I saw him yesterday.


Familiar face 2: On irc?


Familiar face 3: No, met for d&d.


Familiar face 1: Any news?


Familiar face 3: He said he was working as an extra at some Korean drama, hanging out with some celebrities, taking some Korean lessons 4 times a week, and the rest of the time stays at home studying.


Familiar face 2: So he must be fluent by now.


Familiar face 1: Korean is useless, he should be studying Chinese. Chinese is the future.


Familiar face 2: I thought he spoke Chinese already.


Familiar face 1: Really? I thought he spoke Japanese.


Familiar face 3: He said he wants to learn Korean because it sounds cute.


Familiar face 2: And why on earth would he want to sound cute?


Familiar face 1: For no good reason, you know how he is.


Familiar face 2: Stubborn.


Familiar face 3: He’s alright.


Familiar face 4: Morning!


Familiar face 3: It’s 8 PM.


Familiar face 4: Same.


Familiar face 2: You brought pizza!!!


Familiar face 4: Yep.


Familiar face 1: Awesome!


Familiar face 3: We were starving.


Familiar face 4: I know.


Familiar face 2: Thank you sooo much.


Familiar face 4: My pleasure.


Familiar face 3: Hey, how was the interview?


Familiar face 4: I got it, you’re looking at the new president of the united states.

Familiar face 2: That’s it? no polls, speeches, elections?


Familiar face 4: Well, there’s still some bureaucracy here and there, campaign adds, interviews, “elections”, but I got the job, that’s what matters.


Familiar face 3: President? What are you talking about? I thought you applied for a job at the supermarket.


Familiar face 4: Yeah, just kidding, anyway… I got it, from Monday on, I’ll be stocking the shelves at the supermarket, yeah!


Familiar face 1: And why do we need a new president anyway? What’s wrong with the current one?


Familiar face 4: No comments.

Familiar face 3: Oh, the irony..


Familiar face 1: What irony?


Familiar face 3: No, nothing.

Familiar face 1: Whatever…

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