Christmas message

Please help me spread an anti-consumerist, anti-capitalist message on this Christmas. Don’t buy anything. Recycle gifts. We all have stuff at home we don’t need. Give them away as presents on Christmas. Bake a cake. Write a letter. Write a song. Make your own gifts. Your friends will appreciate them more because they were made…

El ente ratonero

What does Bruno talks about? He complains, a lot. Sometimes he talks about religions and complains because they are retarded, sometimes he talks about politics and politicians and complains because they are corrupted AND retarded. Sometimes he blames the government for his misery. Actually he complains about many things, as if he was an old…

New year’s resolutions

Becoming the spokesman of an anti-tobacco campaign in Taiwan. 30 pull-ups in a row (I’m at 15 now). Bench press my own weight plus 30kg. Do some volunteer work for at least half of the year. Get down to 10% body fat.  Embracing dubstep, or maybe not. Moving to Russia and earning a living there…

About ADAM.

Bruno: I have a problem. Friend: Just one? Bruno: People look at me weird. Friend: Which people? Bruno: On the streets. Friend: Well, they must have found out about “My little pony: friendship is magic”. Bruno: How would they? I don’t think is that. Friend: Oh, they know. Bruno: No, but really, why do they…

16 Reasons to pee in a bottle

  When you need to go you need to go, that’s a fact, so today I bring you a list of practical excuses for those times when heading all the way to the toilet is just not an option.   1_ It’s too cold outside:  Have you ever been to -45 degrees? No? Me neither….