Please help me spread an anti-consumerist, anti-capitalist message on this Christmas. Don’t buy anything. Recycle gifts. We all have stuff at home we don’t need. Give them away as presents on Christmas. Bake a cake. Write a letter. Write a song. Make your own gifts. Your friends will appreciate them more because they were made by you instead of a 12 years old Phillipino. The reason why there are still poor people in the world…
"Christmas message"Month: July 2015
What does Bruno talks about? He complains, a lot. Sometimes he talks about religions and complains because they are retarded, sometimes he talks about politics and politicians and complains because they are corrupted AND retarded. Sometimes he blames the government for his misery. Actually he complains about many things, as if he was an old cranky miserable lonely human being. And sometimes, like today, he takes some time to talk about the ente, ese ente mendocino, el…
"El ente ratonero"Becoming the spokesman of an anti-tobacco campaign in Taiwan. 30 pull-ups in a row (I’m at 15 now). Bench press my own weight plus 30kg. Do some volunteer work for at least half of the year. Get down to 10% body fat. Embracing dubstep, or maybe not. Moving to Russia and earning a living there by doing something illegal. Becoming more self-aware. Not teaching English. Keep practicing yoga every day. Reducing the use of public…
"New year's resolutions"Becoming the spokesman of an anti-tobacco campaign in Taiwan. 30 pull-ups in a row (I’m at 15 now). Bench press my own weight plus 30kg. Do some volunteer work for at least half of the year. Get down to 10% body fat. Embracing dubstep, or maybe not. Moving to Russia and earning a living there by doing something illegal. Becoming more self-aware. Not teaching English. Keep practicing yoga every day. Reducing the use of public…
"New year’s resolutions"Bruno: I have a problem. Friend: Just one? Bruno: People look at me weird. Friend: Which people? Bruno: On the streets. Friend: Well, they must have found out about “My little pony: friendship is magic”. Bruno: How would they? I don’t think is that. Friend: Oh, they know. Bruno: No, but really, why do they are always staring at me, am I that weird? Friend: No, just a bit paranoid, we’re all a little weird…
"About ADAM."When you need to go you need to go, that’s a fact, so today I bring you a list of practical excuses for those times when heading all the way to the toilet is just not an option. 1_ It’s too cold outside: Have you ever been to -45 degrees? No? Me neither. But I have a friend from Russia that has, and he told me it’s too cold out there and he…
"16 Reasons to pee in a bottle"