Who am I?

Bruno: Almost 28 and still don’t know who am I. Friend: I know who you are. Bruno: Tell me. Friend: You’re that guy who posts all the tentacle porn in 4chan. Bruno: You mean hentai? Friend: And you’re the one who’s afraid of relationships, afraid of the police, afraid of governments and afraid of showing…

Whatever 16

Girl: I think we need to talk. Bruno: Sure what’s up? Girl: Well, you know, we’ve been dating for a few years already… Bruno: And? Girl: And it’s time to take things a step further. Bruno: What do you mean? Girl: Well, you know. Bruno: But, I told you already, I don’t enjoy that as…

About the dalai lama

Friend: What do you think about the dalai lama? Bruno: Very compassionate person, we should all learn from him. Friend: And what do you think about the fact that he’s the spiritual leader of the buddhist religion. Bruno: Well, Buddhism is supposed to be the more peaceful religion, so I guess it’s a great thing…

Hacemos una y una?

“Hacemos una y una?” es una de mis frases preferidas en argentina. Por que? Por que refleja la camaraderia y el espiritu de una cultura Argentina, en la que todos son amigos de todos, y la informalidad del dia a dia se aplica a cada una de tus relaciones. Nada de forma de hablar de…

Whatever 15

Friend: Want to play a game? Bruno: Always. Friend: This game is called “greed”. Bruno: Is it like monopoly? Friend: Something like that. Bruno: How to play? Friend: First you have to start something. Bruno: Something like what? Friend: You know, the usual: work, study, travel. Bruno: Right, the only 3 things a person can…

Living in the loopwholes

Friend: I don’t understand why you dislike the Christians so much? Bruno: Because for me being Christian means taking the side of the oppressor. Friend: You mean the side of the government? Bruno: Yes, because the governments usually take side with the Christians/Catholics. Friend: Yes, during the dark ages, now its different, kind of. Bruno: How…

Lindblum

Friend: Lets go to Lindblum next week? Bruno: Why next week? Friend: I don’t know. Bruno: Why not today? Friend: Because I can’t be that spontaneous. Bruno: Why not? Friend: It’s just not me. Bruno: But how can I plan something for next week, that’s scary. Friend: So you are afraid of commitment. Bruno: It’s…