Japan 2

From all the countries I’ve been to, Japan was, for some reason, the one that made me wish I could live there forever. I don’t know if it was the kinky porn, the children’s cartoons or the depressingly suicidal business people. I’m not sure, but there was just something there that made me want to stay. And while in Osaka I tried as hard as I could to find a way to stay there permanently,…

"Japan 2"

Whatever 8

Friend: Hey there. Bruno: Hey, how’s it going? Friend: I feel terrible, just had an argument with my parents. Bruno: Why? What happened? Friend: Well, I want to go on a holiday, but they don’t want me to go. What do you think I should do? Bruno: Mmm.. that sounds like a typical first world problem. And the solution is usually the same, just brush it off. Friend: What do you mean “first world problem”?…

"Whatever 8"

Go to the gym

Guilt: It’s 3 o’clock. Bruno: So? Guilt: So, the gym closes at 5? Bruno: So? Guilt: So you should be on your way already. Bruno: What’s that? I should??? Guilt: Yes, because if you don’t you’re gonna feel guilty later today, and if you don’t get yourself tired you won’t be able to sleep well tonight. Bruno: F***k that s***t, I’ll sleep anyway. Guilt: No you won’t and you know it. Bruno: Well, I’m not…

"Go to the gym"

Shave your head

Bruno: Let’s shave our heads today! Friend: What? Where did that come from? Bruno: Let’s shave our heads, baby! Friend: What? You call yourself baby now? Bruno: Yeah baby. Friend: Ok baby, let’s shave. Bruno: What? Wait, are you sure of this? Friend: No. But you just said so, I’ll just play along. Bruno: You’re not supposed to play along, you’re supposed to bring me down to earth and tell me it’s a silly idea.…

"Shave your head"

Whatever 7

Friend: have you ever thought about having a baby? Bruno: Not really, I think we have way too many people already on this planet, we don’t need anymore. Friend: But it’s the circle of life, we have to keep procreating. Bruno: Indefinitely?  Friend: Yes, like the stupid animals we are. Bruno: But… almost  7.000.000.000 people already and counting, one million more people every four days, every second 2 people are born, isn’t that enough? It’s…

"Whatever 7"

The Script (when you're 19)

I recently talked to a Korean friend of mine. He’s 19 years old now, that means he’s entering the age where people will start demanding from him to start being productive and do something with his life. And by “something” I mean, of course, something they want him to do and by “something they want him to do”, I mean of course, work or study. Studying not as a way of helping mankind, not as…

"The Script (when you're 19)"

The Script (when you’re 19)

I recently talked to a Korean friend of mine. He’s 19 years old now, that means he’s entering the age where people will start demanding from him to start being productive and do something with his life. And by “something” I mean, of course, something they want him to do and by “something they want him to do”, I mean of course, work or study. Studying not as a way of helping mankind, not as…

"The Script (when you’re 19)"